A story about how nobody ever gets out clean. The consquences of some selfish actions, the plight of the current state of our electoral system, and my obsession with decanters.

WRITTEN FOR THE STAGE BY Ian Cho

AUTHOR'S NOTE: The main characters must change with every scene. The character, MAN ON MEGAPHONE, must be a famous person. Choosing a local celebrity will bring swift and brutal legal retribution. Must be played in the buff. If time exceeds 10-minutes, hara-kiri yourself; you disgust me. Sets must be made with foam.